The Attack of the Barbarians: Part 2

"Let's just kill the Barb- what so evers and then rescue the princess!" cried Shockman. Shockma was the strongest of the knights, but his amount of knowledge was the lowest in all the kingdom. The wisemen just nodded and stoked their beards. Finally, Simeon, the head council member, (of whom had supposed equality in knowledge with Serlan), rose, still stroking his beard, and said, "Now Norman," (for so was shockman's real name,) "Is that the was to rescue the princess?" Shockman (aka Norman) growled at being called by his real name. "I suggest we should try the course of defense before the course of offense. Why don't we cover the walls in mud? Then the Barbarians will be afraid of it and we will be victorious! Mud is made of paint, cherries, milk, and tomatoes, but potatoes will be good enough, for tomatoes are the same thing as potatoes."

     Every body clapped as Simeon sat down, stroking his beard quickly, for exitment."Let's Begin right away!" cried Lupus.

The Attack of the Barbarians: Part 1

 Once there was a kingdom called Stapel. it was ruled by a king with the name of Lupus. King Lupus' land was full of brave knights; these knights all had one thing in common; they were practicly all mucle, and they all were very dull, in fact,All of Stapel was very dull. There was only one wise man in their lot, his name was Serlan. He was the great-great grandson of Merlan and the secend cousin of Gandolf,both of which are not mentioned in this this story. Serlan was in fact a wizard, and the best of wizards.Serlan helped King Lupus quite frequently and in many ways. today it was in the subject of war. The princess had just been taken and Lupus was just deciding what to do about it when he recieved a message from Serlan saying that he would be gone a few days on a fishing. Serlan didn't say why he was on a fishing trip in the middle of December, but as Serlan did say when he expected to return, Lupus was satisfied.(I did tell you they were dull) Lupus summoned all they "wiser" members of council, and so the meeting began.





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